Mission Statement
Comrades of the swarm and sisters and brothers of the hive, the Humble Bumble Society (HuBuSo) grumbles for the bumble and is the leading advocate for the rights of the bumblebee. Our goal is to make the plight of the bumblebee the leading concern for humanity. We push the international bumblebee agenda by creating a buzz through educating the general public – and other idiots – on the importance, beauty and comedic potential of the bumblebee. We maintain a zero-tolerance policy towards non-bumblists and bumble-deniers. Though the bumblebee is our no. 1 concern, the Society has a wider scope.
Viva la beevolution!
Scope
In Scope
Not In Scope
Agenda
To achieve our goals, we have formulated a simple 6 point agenda:
Finance
Redirect all funding from pandas to bumblebees… fuck pandas!
Education
Make mellitology a compulsory part of the curriculum in all schools and install a professor of Bumbology at all universities.
Indoctrination
Rewrite the bible, quran, tenakh, vedas, tripitaka, das Kapital, the US constitution, the Otto catalogue, the VPRO gids and the Apple terms and conditions to feature the bumblebee more prominently.
Habitat
Ban lawn mowers. Make it compulsory to have insect friendly vegetation in all public and private gardens.
Power to the flower!
Marketing
Have all sports teams play in black and yellow striped kit. To avoid confusion, the away team will play in yellow and black striped kit.
Zero Tolerance
Enforce ruthless penalties (with The Comfy Chair as starting point) against all crimes against bumblebees and clamp down on bumblism.